Fartpool

When you and your friend both have to poop, so you fartpool to the bathroom.

The kids have to go #2. Would you mind leading the fartpool today?

by Saremare May 18, 2017

Scissorpit

When you're not wearing deodorant and your friend is, so the two of you scissor with your armpits.

Omg Mary I totally forgot deodorant. Scissorpit me?

by Saremare May 15, 2017

Poop 'N Scoop

When your friend goes to the bathroom, and you start hitting on the girl he was with.

Dude, Ryan just went to take a dump. Watch the door while I pull a Poop 'N Scoop?

by Saremare May 21, 2017