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a fartpoop is when you fart and poop at the same time making a very wet sound as both air and poopy violently rushes out of your hole.

AAAAAAAAAAA
What happened why are you screaming
*Intense fartpooping*
*Walks out of bathroom"
Dang I just had the biggest fartpoop of my life 🥵

fartpoop by Shrekfart01 March 13, 2022

Words you can keep

fartpoop

poop and fart are now a people.

you fartpoop

fartpoop by "EWWWWWWW!!!!!!" April 10, 2023

Fart poop

The most devastating and offensive insult you can possibly say to someone. Only usable for worst case scenarios

Random person: *Fucks my girlfriend*
Me to person: You’re a freaking fart poop!
Random person: *Catches on fire and slowly burns to a painful death*

Fart poop by James Charles the 3rd December 2, 2020

Fartloop

The act of farting and catching the fart with your bare hand, and then releasing it into your nose to create an infinite fart loop.

Joe: Hey, what the hell are you doing with your hand in your butt?
Mama: I'm about to create a fartloop. Observe.

Fartloop by TheDonkeyThatLovesNuggets September 15, 2019

Fartpool

When you and your friend both have to poop, so you fartpool to the bathroom.

The kids have to go #2. Would you mind leading the fartpool today?

Fartpool by Saremare May 18, 2017

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who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car by b2byc2md3n March 21, 2022

fart poop

One who poops so good letting out farts in between every turd drop.

“Damn bro, you shoulda been there when I took that fart poop”

fart poop by Devin Sanders August 20, 2018

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026