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failwhale

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A annoying blue whale that turns up on the homescreen when popular social networking site Twitter goes overcapacity.
It is depicted as being carried by a flock of blue birds (the Twitter "mascots") to show that the load taken by the microblogging site is to huge to be processed.

In my opinion, it's plain irritating.
If Twitter goes overcapacity again, Imma throw that damn #Failwhale into the oilspill
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf June 16, 2010
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facewall

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Unification of ones forehead with a wall as a means to vent frustration or disappointment, often forceful.
Professor: Ok guys, so is 1 a perfect square?
Class: *with conviction* Sir, NO!
Professoir: *facewall*
by roco66 February 23, 2010
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Firewhale

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A mix between a firewall and a whale, stands for an oversized female, guarding a group of hot females, which you need to bypass in order to interact with the hot group.
Look at that booty!
- Yeah, but the firewhale is in the way.. we need a wingman to draw its attention first
by oNlyy June 4, 2017
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Facewake

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When hundreds of friends, acquaintances, business partners, and classmates express their sorrow for a deceased Facebook member via the Facebook; a wake on the Facebook.
"Seen that fine bitch Mandy around?"
"Naw, man, ain't you heard? She died in a car crash a few nights ago. Everyone's been leaving messages at her Facewake."
by Strrrrrrretch! March 2, 2009
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facewalk

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When you become so shitfaced that you trip and fall on your face on an abrasive surface (asphalt, gravel, or grassy hills seem to work rather well) causing a scrape that will definitely leave a scab.
Bob: Dude, what happened to your face?

Dave: I facewalked after the party last night when i was walking down the hill.

Bob: Man, were you shitfaced!
by woody23 July 28, 2005
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Facehate

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To use Facebook as a platform to hate or complain on someone or something. Normally about a person, job, internship, trip, purchase or anything else that nobody really needs to know but you'd like to tell everyone because the hate needs to be let out.
Facehate sample:

Rich hopes everything bad that can happen to a person, happens to Cody and him only.
by Cheeva August 6, 2009
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Facehole

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oh, that guy just got punched in the facehole
by moo62 September 10, 2010
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