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Firewhiner 

A man or woman firefighter that continually bitches and complains.
You really need to stop being such a firewhiner.
Firewhiner by e_eb August 4, 2014
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firehall 

The desired location for hick wedding receptions, the bingo machine behind the bride and groom adds that extra touch that cannot be matched by Uncle Vern's barn
After'n they git hitched Bubba and hiz woman iz havin' a shindig down at the firehall!
firehall by jeaniesing July 5, 2006

Firewalk 

The act of taking a walk while simultaneously smoking (typically marijuana).

Generally the purpose of the walk is the act of smoking.

A stoned walk of introspection.
"Hey I've got a new pipe. I'm taking it on my firewalk tonight, care to join?"

"It's about time for my firewalk."

"I'm going on a firewalk for my smoke break."
Firewalk by Scooterob1 November 30, 2013

fireholer 

When you are taking a shit and you get firehole usually caused by a night of heavy drinking, and/or spicy food. The pain is relieved by the sploosh
"Man I just had a fireholer"
"Did you get the sploosh"
"No it was like shitting a cactus"
fireholer by Brodie Mac November 15, 2007

firewall 

A program that defends your computer from malicious users accessing and using your computer either as a port to someone elses computer or to totally mess up yours :)
My firewall kicked that hackers ass last night
firewall by Urban-k September 2, 2003

Netgear Firewall 

A gay ass firewall that won't let you go to websites such as MySpace, Facebook, ect. It also blocks websites that show naked ladies. It is also hard to disable.
Bob: Hey Jack, lets look at some naked ladies!
Jack: We can't because of my Netgear Firewall.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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