Dinglehopper Rebound

When you're a widow and you promised that you would never date again but you find that one and only rebound. And because of them, you'll live for the other one.

Jacob: (loses his husband)
Jacob: I'll never love or date again.
Jacob: (finds his dinglehopper rebound)
Jacob: I've loved again

by 3:30 - 5:30 December 29, 2022

dinglesoft

(coined by Antenna Wilde)

1) noun. A man who never gets laid because he's on the computer all the time.
2) noun. A software company run by dorks, ie: whale dicks, but soft whale dicks.
3) noun. A man who is a bore, a drag to be around.
4) noun. A soft whale dick.
5) noun. A man who can't get an erection. An impotent man.

George: We'll be late for the party.
Dweeb: But I have to finish configuring these equations.
George: Quick being such a dinglesoft and come on already!

by Antenna Wilde March 31, 2008

Dinglehopper

It means a very hot and smexy man perhaps even shrexy

“Hey Noah, you’re a dinglehopper!”
“Thanks”

by Noidiwnfe a December 20, 2022

dingledoofer

A term for a penis. Parents may use this term with younger males instead of dick, cock, or even meat missle.

I told my Mom I had to pee, she told me to tie my dingledoofer in a knot. I said it wasn't long enough.

by Gottapee July 1, 2017

DingleHopper

A fork

I am using a dinglehopper to get this pea ball

by dfrerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr September 15, 2009

Dinglehopper

The fork ariel used in the little mermaid. As in this world we call it knick knacks or junk/trash

Look Ariel this right here is a dinglehopper

by Briyance July 3, 2016

Dinglehopper

Ariel (from Disney's film The Little Mermaid) calles a 'fork' a dinglehopper and uses it for her hair.

Ariel: I need to get a new dinglehopper! *Goes to Walmart*
Store clerk: Hello, how can I help you?
Ariel: I need a dinglehopper, could you show me where they are?
Store clerk: ?........
Ariel: For hair....
Store clerk: Ohhhhhhhhhhh. You mean a DINGLEHOPPER

Dinglehoppers are great for hair and food!

by Error666 March 11, 2017