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Crease Lizard

A ridiculous phrase created by a Versus announcer in the 2010 NHL playoffs to describe a player that screens the opposing goalie and spends a lot of time in front of the net.
Boy that Tomas Holmstrom is a real crease lizard! Also I'm a biased douchebag announcer on Versus.
by Sir Charles Barkley May 14, 2010
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Stud Situation Creationist

One who creates stud situations for himself.
A stud-wannabe who constantly tries to achieve the status of a stud by constantly trying to create such situations that will help him achieve the status of a stud in the eyes of others.
by Vered P August 1, 2011
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creasters

People that only go to church on Easter and Christmas.
There was nowhere to sit at mass 'cuz of all the creasters.
by ThatBul January 19, 2005
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crasthma

1. crack induced asthma
2. breathing problems due to smoking too much crack
I got crasthma dog, pass me your inhaler.
by DeanD October 23, 2006
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Creased like Jeno

When you’re proper laughing; like absolutely cry laughing

Based off a Kpop idol whose face was creased on a poster
Mark: that joke was so funny hahaha
Johnny: I know; I was creased like Jeno
by sTaNtAeIl1 February 20, 2019
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creation of a pussy

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,

created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher,

with smart wit,

using a knife,

he gave it a slit,

Second was a carpenter,

strong and bold,

with a hammer and chisel,

he gave it a hole,

Third was a tailor,

tall and thin,

by using red velvet,

he lined it within,

Fourth was a hunter,

short and stout,

with a piece of fox fur,

he lined it without,

Fifth was a fisherman,

nasty as hell,

threw in a fish and gave it a smell,

Sixth was a preacher,

whose name was McGee,

he touched it and blessed it,

and said it could pee,

Last was a sailor,

dirty little runt,

he sucked it and fucked it,

and called it a cunt.
person1: hey u wanna know the creation of a pussy
person2: ye
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol true
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 23, 2009
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Crease Fuzz

Ass hair. Thick, coarse hair growing around the anus and extending out beyond the ass cheeks.
I went down to eat her booty good braaaaahh but that crease fuzz was thick.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
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