One who attends church exactly twice per year, on Easter and Christmas, resulting in overcrowding. Necessitates regular churchgoers to arrive 45 minutes earlier than normal in order to find a parking space and a seat.

Wife: Honey, get the kids ready for church.
Husband: But it's forty five minutes early.
Wife: I know. It's Easter. If we don't leave now, the creasters will get all the good seats.

Creaster by Jimsdun March 24, 2008

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Crasty

ADJ. Insult on someone or something. Crazy nasty. Disgusting.

She was eaten out by her dog. "That's crasty."

Crasty by SydsYeezy October 9, 2012

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creaster

Someone who only goes to church on Cristmas and Easter

that boy hasnt been to service all year, he's a creaster

creaster by alexander roelandt July 1, 2005

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