blitznak

Something that Gantu always says in the Lilo and Stitch tv show. Probably means something along the lines of "oh crap" or "damn".

Gantu, realizing he's been foiled yet again by Lilo and Stitch:

"Oh Blitznak!!! The little Earth girl and the abomination foiled me again. Hamsterveil is gonna be pissed..."

by CrowleyCreeper88 October 18, 2019

Bichon Blitz

When your dog, specifically the Bichon Frise breed, runs crazily around the house. It usually occurs after a new person comes into the house or the dog is excited by something. The dog will usually run in a pattern, consisting of jumping on furniture and running around, under, or through furniture.

My dog bichon blitzed after my brother ran through the room.

by bichonblitz August 19, 2009

Blitz Studying

The act of quick-fire studying or cramming information the night before or even hours before an exam.

Todd: I hate that we have the Physics test today. Did you atleast study for this one?
James: Just another night of blitz studying, don't worry about me.

by iBotulo May 5, 2021

Blitz play

A highly dangerous method of robbing a vehicle, usually intended to target armoured cars and other vehicles of importance. It works by having a large "tank" (usually a tractor/trailer or something like it) block the target's path, bringing them to a stop, allowing a second attacker to ram into the target's side, stunning the driver(s) and rendering it vulnerable to being robbed.

Has the armoured van with the cash arrived at the bank yet?
no, it was hit by a blitz play and lost everything

by liquid death October 31, 2016

Blitz Boy

A player on the secondary of an American football team who uses the blitzes more often than staying in coverage. Most notable player of this term is Seahawk's safety Jamal Adams.

Person 1: Who do you think will get to the QB first this game?
Person 2: Oh definitely that pussy blitz boy on the Seahawks!

by ferreipa November 24, 2020

verbal blitzkrieg

Derived from the term Blitzkrieg, or lightning war in German, to verbally Blitzkrieg somebody is to attack them in in machine-gun repetition who is the most brutal insults you can muster at any given point in time, not pausing to take a breath, or allow your opponent a word edgewise. The name is of course derived from the strategy of shock Warfare tactics utilized by the Nazis in World War II period however no one actually dies during a verbal Blitzkrieg, but the goal is to make the other person wish they were dead.

Guy 1: (tells boring bullshit story,)
Guy 2: you know that story actually reminds me of the last time I was fucking your mother? I was one of the first guys in line so she hadn't been used up yet, anywho... I decided at that point to go ass to pussy, and I remember thinking to myself distinctly that her pussy was so fucking tight, no fucking way of baby came out of there no fucking way, you're adopted dude. Then her sibilance, would you tasted like hot dog water by the way, spattered me about the face so I reach back the fucking Florida and pimp slap that bitch in the middle of Nebraska just like the Avenue where I picked her up for the gangbang for a crack rock and hit a crystal meth in 20 bucks. And after that I told her how much I just wish that she had either swallowed you or made like you were her car keys locked inside of her Sentra and pulled you out with a coat hanger.
Guy 1: okay enough with the verbal Blitzkrieg, I'll stop telling the fucking story.

by Mjolnir12982 June 13, 2017

blitzcrank

the most utterly Jewish, broken champ in league of legends.

teemo:"Oh fuck i just got blitz grabbed."

Announcer: "an ally has been slained"

Teemo: "fuck you blitz."

Blitzcrank: "trolololol"

by Blitzcrank 4 life November 7, 2013