bald snatch

A completely shaved adult pubis

Veronica: " I going to take a razor to my female and have a bald snatch".
Cynthia: "Wea - I know guys find a bald snatch a major turn-on".

by Mr.Tissue February 22, 2018

bald martin

A literal god amongst men. However, he is often pranked by his idiotic stepson - Morgz - who doesn’t realise his true power

Wow, you’re so powerful, you’ve got about 1% of bald martin’s power

by Prophet Of Martin March 9, 2019

Making the Bald Man Cry

Masturbation. Nothing else to add, really.

"Honey, would you like to say hello to my mother?"
"No thanks dear, I'm making the bald man cry."
"I live with a monster" (etc)

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Bald Martin

Bald Martin is the human personification of perfection.

'I wish I was Bald Martin'

by bald martin the god December 18, 2019

Bald Nonce

A bald man at the end of your street who likes little kids

Ohh no it’s the bald nonce. Hide your kids.

by DanGlybles69 December 25, 2019

go bald

the equivalent to 'get bent' from "That 70's show", or like saying "fuck off." this is an expression used out of anger meant towards a person, or thing.

Livi told David Dobrik to go bald because he wouldn't follow her Instagram @foreiign.liv, or give her a free Tesla.

by cactuslivvy August 7, 2020

Badden

When you're just generally fucked up/not feeling well. Often self inflicted by drinking too much.

Aye yeh Sam was on a proper badden at Leeds

by BARRYBPIES July 18, 2017