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Dancing Juice 

An alcoholic beverage that often contain caffeine, which produces partially involuntary movements. Usually in front of the opposite sex.
Douchebag 1: "You see that girl? She's staring at me for an hour now."

Douchebag 2: "Of course, you have been drinking four Red Bull and Grey Goose since we arrived. You make those ugly moves again."

Douchebag 1: "It's just Dancing Juice."
Dancing Juice by JanusH September 29, 2011
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jesus juice 

Yeah very funny. It's a terrible wine. They just call it that to make it sound glamorous or something. And the food stinks. Usually, this junk, you know? Even if you like to eat, you couldn’t eat it.
Yeah but sometimes, you see, it’s not that easy, you know what I mean? It's not all the cupcakes and Jesus juice like you might assume.
jesus juice by The Zug October 3, 2007

box juice 

A juice drink that comes packaged in a box/carton usually comes with a free straw.
Pippa had an apple box juice with her lunch.
box juice by Pippa Ireland June 11, 2006

quiff juice 

when a girl quiff in your face and excess piss or cum flys at your face at a high volocity
last time i eat out that fuckin cunt she gave me some nasty ass quiff juice.
quiff juice by rob killuh gilz January 17, 2009

Celebrity Juice 

A British panel show hosted by Keith Lemon. Regulars are Fearne Cotton, Holly Willoughby and Rufus Hound. There are 3 new guests on the show each week. Jedward also have a slot on the show each week.
Person #1: Hey, did you watch Celebrity Juice last night?
Person #2: Yeah, POTATO!!!

Spurt of Lady Love Juice 

Squirting female ejaculate. Often rarely experienced by the average male unless they are fortunate enough to hook up with a squirter.
Rachel shot me in the face with her spurt of lady love juice.

I hooked up with a random from the club last night. Braaaaahh she hit me with a spurt of lady love juice. It was wet and wild.
Common slang for Vigorish, or simply "the vig," which is the fee--usually a percentage--charged by a bookie on all bets. Another term commonly used to mean the same thing is "the take."

According to Wikipedia, vigorish is derived from Yiddish slang originating from the Russian word for "winnings," vyigrysh. Bookmakers use the concept of a vigorish to generate earnings from their books regardless of the outcome of the event being bet on. However, there is no standard formula for calculating vigorish though they are generally formulated so the bookie receives equal action on both sides of the event, therefor having a "balanced" book.

In the U.S. "the juice" can also refer to the interest on a loan/debt--generally in relation to a loan shark.
With a 4.55% vig, the juiced odds require a gambler to lay $110 in order to win $100, while using fair odds the gambler only has to lay $100.

You've got until Friday to pay up; meanwhile, the juice is running.
Juice by smackhero June 15, 2008