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Jesus turned water into wine, wine represents or is(depending on your belief) the blood of Christ in Holy Communion ceremonies. Jesus Juice is the wine used for Holy Communion.
by SenseNOTNonsense January 01, 2012
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Yeah very funny. It's a terrible wine. They just call it that to make it sound glamorous or something. And the food stinks. Usually, this junk, you know? Even if you like to eat, you couldn’t eat it.
Yeah but sometimes, you see, it’s not that easy, you know what I mean? It's not all the cupcakes and Jesus juice like you might assume.
by The Zug September 19, 2007
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jesus juice is a kool-aid but with poison in it. it is not coke with beer or any other alcohalic beverage in was used by the leader of some guy using religion to get people to do what he wants.
everyone:*dies of drinking jesus juice*
by mewone November 23, 2009
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Well Its basically..Kahlula, Vodka, Rum, Whisky, Rye, and Sprite with a lil bit of orange pop. Devon My brah made it up and its pretty awesome we get crunked off of it all the time Good times on May long man
Jesus Juice The ultimate drinkIt all took place on may long and it doesnt give you too bad of a hang over/. no it actually goes we drank like 3 pitchers of water after that
by Denholm(AKADavid) December 13, 2005
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my delicious strawberry nesquik.

chocolate and other flavors are gay.

like your mom
fuck im out of jesus juice, MOM GET IN THE CAR WERE GOING SHOPPING!
me: *buys all the jesus juice in the store*
by Ranger_Roy May 20, 2018
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