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Pussy Goggles

When a person acts like T**i acted because of L**a
"FODO-VOS OS CORNOS SE FALAREM MAL DA L**A"-T**I
"Tás majé com Pussy Goggles"- O RESTO
by .xXPUSSYSLAYER69Xx. June 17, 2019
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Ze goggles, zey do nothing!

Derived from the episode of the simpsons "Radioactive Man" Season 7, Episode 2

During the shooting of the new Radioactive Man movie and the most expensive shot in the film, Rainier Wolfcastle, as Radioactive Man, is badly burnt by a 40 foot wall of sulphuric acid which Millhouse, playing Fallout Boy, was supposed to save him from. Radioactive Man, clothes melting off, exclaims "MY EYES... the googles, they do nothing!" In his best Austrian accent of course. Hence "Ze googles, zey do nothing!"

I like to use this quote when I've accidentally looked into the sun or at anything exceptionaly shiney.
Rupert: Check out the VR4 I've just had it waxed
Sean: *shields face* my eyes... ze goggles, zey do nothing..

Caroline: Lets hit the town, im wearing my shiney shoes...
Sean: *shields face* my eyes... ze goggles, zey do nothing!
by Sean Noway January 10, 2008
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Googleologist

One who is proficient at the use of Google to search for things, and who's usually extremely fast at it.
Person 1:"Hey, did you hear about that new game?"
Person 2:"Yeah, here's the screenshots link"
Person 1:"Holy crap dude, i've been looking for these all over...you're a beast of a googleologist!"
by Swayz0r5000 April 16, 2007
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googlebanger

jimmy is an egregious googlebanger.
by rockyrachel August 12, 2007
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Sex Goggles

Overlooking sometimes glaring flaws in someone's personality or physical appearance because the sex is great. Similar to beer goggles, and sometimes resulting from it, sex goggles can be hard to clear do to the fact that we could all use a good lay.
David's skill in bed overshadowed his extra pounds, annoying habits, know-it-all attitude, and crappy job. Liz planned on keeping her sex goggles on until something better, and in a more permanent package, came along.
by Kate Charlton August 24, 2008
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tech goggles

The reduced standards in women all men at Georgia Tech fall victim. A result of so few attractive women. Similar to beer goggles but sans alcohol.
<Tech student> Damn she's hot!
<other college student> Hell no! That bitch is deuce... deuce and a half easy.
by Anonymous November 5, 2003
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beer goggles

phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful; summed up by the phrase, "there are no ugly women at closing time"
When I took her to bed, she looked like Halle Berry. When I woke up, she looked like Keith Richards!
by Silky Smooth November 20, 2003
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