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cornos

(Portuguese) When a woman cuckolds her husband or partner, she is said to "pôr-lhe os cornos", which, literally translated, means "she planted two bull horns on top of her man's head".

The cuckolded husband is referred to as "corno". After filha da puta and paneleiro, "corno" is the most insulting thing you can call a Portuguese man.

"Palitos" and "Chifres" are humorous synonyms for cornos.
A tua gaja anda a pôr-te os cornos! / Your woman has been sleeping around!

Aquele já não pode com os cornos. / That guy has been cheated on so many times, he can barely hold his horns up.
by New Marquis de Carabas September 20, 2005
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cornsplosion

The unfortunate act of blowing out loose stools complete with corn, at a velocity that almost lifts you off the toilet.
I went to Amy's Baking Company last night and had a violent Cornsplosion in the urinal, then Sammy threw me out via the front window. What a freaking night!
by GammaGlob September 21, 2014
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Cornish conspiracy theory

The Cornish conspiracy theory is claimed to be a long-running conspiracy by the English establishment to suppress Cornish people of their rights, identity and autonomy. It is claimed that the main reason why the Cornish are being denied recognition of their identity is to prevent any public debate or official enquiry into the constitutional status of Cornwall regarding the Duchy of Cornwall, sometimes referred to as the "Cornish Question". Historians point to the fact that in 1508 the 'Charter of Pardon' was granted by Henry VII to give Cornwall (Kernow) a legal right to its own Parliament and the 1858 Cornish Foreshore Case confirmed that the Duke of Cornwall is considered to be a quasi-sovereign within the Duchy of Cornwall territory (Kernow). In 1971 The Kilbrandon Report into the British constitution recommended that when referring to Cornwall official sources should cite the Duchy not the County and in 1977 Plaid Cymru MP Dafydd Wigley confirmed in Parliament that the Stannators right to veto Westminster legislation is still valid today.
'Ere, I reckon it's that there Cornish conspiracy theory again - what they doin' about that 50,000 petition for more autonomy, that there Cornish Census tick box, more money for a proper Cornish language and recognition as a proper indigenous ethnic group with the Council of Europe ? matter do 'ee ?
by Hywell June 19, 2008
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Cole The Cornstar

A youtuber in Iowa who vlogs about farming. He and Daddy Cornstar work on the farm together and show other people what it's like.
Cole The Cornstar is a great youtube channel.
by yer mum es gae April 3, 2019
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cornslap

A rube. Someone naive, happy and care free. Not necessarily stupid but are trusting too a fault and always think the best of ppl. Cornslap’s are very nice and polite. Often people think they are gullible and easily tricked but that is not the case. They have a streetwise ‘barnyard’ sensibility. Midwesterners in pop culture are often portrayed this way.
Radar on MASH and Rose on the Golden Girls are perfect examples of a cornslap.
by chucky lavinder April 12, 2019
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conosnelo

a fraze you can use as long as your a madisno
hey what is up my little conosnelo nickolelo snotso berry very hairy
by the origanal madisno December 11, 2019
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