Ahmarism 

A widespread ideology founded by Pope Ahmar during dreadful times of the pandemic. The scripture "Pavitr Kitaab" details his life's work including revolutionary concepts such as subjective math and breathtaking moans. Ahmarism values the esteem of the remarkable creation known as the FRIDGE. This religion follows the belief that you are never wrong; instead, it is the world that is at fault. They are unable to comprehend the sophistication and expertise you possess, and will never truly be enlightened.

Have you accepted Pope Ahmar as your lord and savior? If not, come learn about our new movement called Ahmarism.

Ahmarism by Pope Ahmar November 6, 2021

Niggaporean 

A Singaporean with hood tendencies.

Avatar The Last Airbender was a direct rip off of YN The Last Niggaporean

Niggaporean by Bitcoyn December 6, 2021

Vanishing Pussy Syndrome 

It’s when a woman ghosts you after first time sex. This is appreciated amongst most men statistically

Kabir: Did you get lucky with Jessica?
Imran: Yes. I’m also lucky that she pulled a vanishing pussy syndrome. I messaged her & nothing
Arjun: Sweet. I always have to do the george costanza break up routine. Yuk!

Vanishing Pussy Syndrome by rtalati January 25, 2022

flatusidal tendencies 

a disorder whereby a person has recurring thoughts about breaking wind in crowded and, often times, confined places (This is a dangerous situation in which the person in question is on the verge of becoming a sphincter Sinatra if he/she does not receive professional help or, at the very least, a bitch slap by his/her friends.)

Paratrooper: Sarge, I know it’s not the time but I keep thinking about plantin’ some onion.
Jumpmaster: GOT DAMN IT!!! Ya better at-ease those flatusidal tendencies or I’ll toss your goat-smellin’ ass off this bird right now, green light or not.

flatusidal tendencies by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020

SkiiYii 

When you’re so excited, joyful and want to thank God but have no words to say...(SkiiYii)

Word said to be made by Motivational Speaker: Uebert Angel Jr, popularly known as ‘The Seer’ .

Director: You’ve just been accepted to act in *blank* movie!

Noah: Skiiyii! All praise to God!

SkiiYii by David Samuel November 26, 2020

Philza 

Philza is our father, his followers his children. Unfortunately he doesn’t have enough money to feed us. I haven’t been fed in days, nay, weeks... I don’t even know anymore...

Twitch prime sub: You watching philza?

Tier three sub: You bet it.

Twitch prime sub: Is mumza home yet?

Tier three sub: No, but wilbursoot has raided.

Philza by ~spoooogyny~ May 10, 2020

Chia Pet 

They're clay shapes that you put seeds on & water the open space inside & then it grows like hair. There's many different shapes & so fun!

My Chia Pet grew really well. What a cute idea & fad!

Chia Pet by Starchylde May 28, 2016