They're clay shapes that you put seeds on & water the open space inside & then it grows like hair. There's many different shapes & so fun!
My Chia Pet grew really well. What a cute idea & fad!
by Starchylde May 28, 2016
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A large, crusty (hard) booger that when pulled out of the nose takes a few nose hairs with it... thus resembling a Chia Pet.
Dude, that is one hell of a Chia Pet!
by GunnyP December 17, 2019
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The large ball of hair you pull out of the shower drain after a couple days.
Wife: Honey, the drain is clogged again!
Hudband: Damnit, that's because you clogged it with your chia pet again.
by MyxLastxRitesx March 29, 2010
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A noncontributory individual that lives with family and/or friends. Chia Pet’s are fed and watered by family and/or friends, which cause the Chia Pet to grow. Unfortunately, a Chia Pet does not feel the need to contribute to the household; therefore, causing serious turmoil with family and/or friends. It is not understood why the Chia Pet becomes offended when told by family and/or friends that the time has come for them to move on (i.e. get out).
its time for my CHIA PET ass sister to get out of my house!!
by Get the f' out already!! July 25, 2009
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A small useless animal used primarily by real men as bait while hunting for crocodiles and fending off hordes of demons.
Used often by gay men as pets, who care and feed them, and occasionally have sex with them.
Homosexual: I have a chia pet
Lumberjack: fuck you *cleaves homo in two*
by Young Reezie January 23, 2008
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Anyone with too perfect hair........ask Anthony.
That Waldo........is he a Chia Pet, or what?
by wallymarshall September 06, 2003
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1. much feared/respected creature in video gaming circles.

2. any of several small clay pots in the shape of an animal (pig, dog, cat, homer simpson, etc).
ph33r t3h ch1a p3t
by chia pet of death April 16, 2003
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