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Coughed in my coffee maker

When one person sucks a fart out of someone else’s butt and blows it into the first persons mouth
The barista gasped when Jeff coughed in my coffee maker.
by Randi&Jeff October 25, 2025
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coffee

domenic's only thing that makes him happy
Most of 7L: You're too young for coffee
Domenic: I need coffee to live,
by yoga19 August 19, 2019
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Coffee Rip

A small hit of marijuana that you hold in while you relax your chest muscles, intending to come close to asphyxiation.
Everyone take coffee rips because we are almost out of weed.
If I'm trying to conserve my herb, I just take a coffee rip.
by poorprogamming July 8, 2017
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Coffee

I'm high on coffee!!
by A random piece of cardboard September 6, 2020
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coffee badgers

“Coffee Badgers” are white collar employees that have been mandated back to the office after COVID. They badge in, drink a free coffee, socialize a little and then leave.
Hey Andy, did you see Rose today? “The bitch badged in, had a free coffee, strutted her ass around the office and fucked off”! Andy, “Fuck that shit ! We should be coffee badgers too!
by UpIce#3 December 21, 2023
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