The act of exploiting the use of a laptop as an educational tool by engaging in a digital social community while in a physical classroom setting, thereby distracting those sitting behind you with photos from last night’s kegger. Practiced by those who require constant social stimulation and cannot go an hour without checking on their Farmville farms.

A classbooker proves to his/her classmates that by having a Facebook account he/she is really cool and has attractive friends that he/she creeps. Telltale signs: smiling during inappropriate moments in the lecture, lots of clicking but no typing.

Guy 1: Did you see that guy classbooking in anthropology?
Guy 2: Yeah, that girl in his pictures from the kegger was HOT!
Guy 1: Yeah, what he didn't realize is that the girl was sitting right behind him in class. She looked mortified!

classbooking by anthubc2010-classbooking October 9, 2010

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classworm

n.

1. The organic soial structure of peers in a classroom

2. A more abstract idea involving the combined ideas of each individual to create a universal thought shared by the "classworm"

In orchestra performances I NEVER feel nervous, like not at all. Or ensembels either for that matter for a large audience; but solo in front of a classworm? My playing goes to hell, haha.

classworm by BrettShipes March 15, 2006

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