Man Candy 

A dude who often times walks like a gay man with his arms swinging at his sides. Known to dance sporadically in the hallways.

Man candy is so totally flaming!

Yeah, but I still love him.

Man Candy by Antitdisestablishmentarianism April 18, 2009

Free Candy 

It's a reference to "a running joke at The Pensblog is that they think that Brooks Orpik looks like a child molester and they call him the candy man and throw his picture up inside of a van with 'free candy' on the side. Don't get it twisted.

That Brooks Orpik looks like a pedophile. He likes little kids units and hands out free candy as he asks them to come into his basement. He's also slow as a snail.

Free Candy by RogueStatus79 June 15, 2009

cees candy 

Etymology: Origin: CWS
Synonym for Credit Card, plastic

I used my parent's cees candy to buy my new stereo system

cees candy by Rich April 12, 2005

hand candy 

Female breasts. The feeling of them in your hands is indescribable.

<Brill> Oh my gosh, look at those women! Boy howdy, they are corkers!
<Jazz> Oh god DAMN, you are right! Such fine hinders, and look at them gams! And the hand candy on the one in the blue is driving me krazy!!

hand candy by SeanG July 29, 2007

eye candy 

For straight women (okay, fine, as well as gay men and bisexuals who can't make up their minds yet)dudes with big pecs or butts or whatever you like in dudes.

I never see eye candy at Wisconsin Dells because a lot of the dudes there have moobs and they're too old/pale.

eye candy by Shawn B. May 1, 2003

brain candy 

Something that the kinder teachers call the candy they give you as a bribe to do your work.

Okay! Here's some brain candy to help you kids to do your 800 word essay!

brain candy by Dudette May 13, 2005

anal candy 

Any Caucasian male or female because they are always the first to be raped in prison and the fact that white women are proven sluts who give it up to any man with a bigger dick than the average white mans 5 and a half incher.

"Look at that white boy jogging in flip flops,a frat sweater and a american eagle hat that has new era sticker on it!" ...."What Kinda anal candy does this shit?" ... "i dont know but he runs like he has a dick up his ass."

anal candy by hick licker March 8, 2007