It's a reference to "a running joke at The Pensblog is that they think that Brooks Orpik looks like a child molester and they call him the candy man and throw his picture up inside of a van with 'free candy' on the side. Don't get it twisted.
That Brooks Orpik looks like a pedophile
. He likes little kids
units and hands out free candy
as he asks them to come into his basement
. He's also slow as a snail.