crusader kings 2 

A black hole of time, do not venture close if you value productivity. Watch as the most virtuous person succumbs to murdering children for land and money. 10/10 will play for hours on end

"I should play Crusader Kings 2 and learn more about medieval times" *two hours later* "GOD, why wont this 12 year old marry my 56 year old king!? I only murdered her father and sold her mother into slavery!"

crusader kings 2 by kod15 January 26, 2014

Super Mario Bros. 2 

Super Mario Bros. 2 is a platform game developed and published by Nintendo for the Nintendo Entertainment System. The game was first released in North America in October 1988, and in the PAL region the following year. Super Mario Bros. 2 has been remade or re-released for several video game consoles.
Produced by Shigeru Miyamoto, this game is widely regarded as the greatest video game of all time, winning game of the year every single year since its release.

Person 1: Which game won game of the year this year?
Dunkey: SUPER MARIO BROS. 2 BAYBEE

Super Mario Bros. 2 by mailiam44 January 11, 2019

Splatoon 2 

That one thing that makes any woomy happy

" Imma woomy that's happy I have splatoon 2"

Splatoon 2 by Veemo August 24, 2018

Petscop 2 

An elusive and mysterious creature only referenced by the self-proclaimed Youtube sensation, Pyrocynical

Pyro, why wont you release petscop 2? Reeeeee *dab* *plays fortnite*

Petscop 2 by SuicidalWolf330 November 25, 2018

Guy 2 

Used a lot of the time along with Guy 1

Guy 1: Hello Guy 2
Guy 2: Hello Guy 1

Guy 2 by NyanMinecrafter December 23, 2017

ouran high school host club season 2

A much needed (but non-existent) sequel to Ouran High School Host Club anime. Go read the manga if you haven't, it might satisfy one more Ouran obsessed person (like me)

A vast majority of Ouran fans want Ouran High School Host Club season 2 now, now, NOW!

ouran high school host club season 2 by RGBYGSCRSEFRLGDPPHGSS January 24, 2015

Reviewer 2 

Condescending asshole. Actively misinterprets everything you say.

Stop it Dave, you're acting like an absolute Reviewer 2.

Reviewer 2 by scholar42 May 17, 2016