When you have a threesome with one girl and two dudes you ejaculate in the guy. You then proceed to suck out the nut butter and spit it into the woman cooter.

The other night we performed a life straw and now my wife’s pregnant..

Life Straw by J and J productions April 3, 2023

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life deficiency

Lacking in all aspects of life and societal aspects.

Brudda dumb asf, bro definitely has life deficiency fr.

life deficiency by sriuba April 20, 2023

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Life is not Switzerland

fig. of speech: „Life isn’t easy“
Switzerland is a wealthy country with a low crime rate and a low unemployment rate.
One could only assume that people who live there don’t have to face any problems of the real world.

„I didn’t get into the university of my dreams“
- „Well, Life is not Switzerland“
You can’t always get what you want - if you could, you‘d be in Switzerland.

Life is not Switzerland by emmspemms September 4, 2023

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Life Threatening Head

When someone gives head so good that you feel like you're about to die.

"Bro, she gave me head last night and I swear I saw the light for a minute before I nutted."

"Are you sure you want to date her? I heard she gives life threatening head and it may leave you traumatized."

Life Threatening Head by Koit October 5, 2023

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