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Amberinmarin 

The one and only endangered species of Marin county California. She is a statuesque goddess with flowing dark hair and stunning curves. Everything about her is absolutely perfect and you will instantly fall head over heels for her wanting to spend every waking moment in her presence. An angel. A goddess. The perfect woman, lover, friend. If you find one, you must please her, make her laugh and she will be yours forever.
I'm going to sneak away this afternoon and get some time with Amberinmarin.

Amberinmarin has enhanced my life and I'm forever grateful.
Amberinmarin by TheRealDeal1975 January 19, 2013
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Abercrombie & Fitch 

An extremely overpriced clothing store for suburban adolescents between the ages of 11-19 (although the age is getting younger, I swear that in a few years, 4th graders will be getting boob jobs, allowing them to have the body of Lindsay Lohan). This store, contrary to popular belief, not only appeals to twiggy girls and preppy guys who think they're "ghetto" even though they buy clothes from Abercrombie and Fitch, but also rather obese girls as well. It's surprising that they even fit into the clothes, when as is, they rip and tear on anorexics, but on the more pudgy girls they somehow find a way, usually with their stomachs hanging out the front of their see-through t-shirts all the way down to the low seams of their hip-huggers. In addition, these girls are also the ones who insult girls who have a brain in their head that they need to buy these poor-quality, overpriced, thrift store-esque clothes with a blinding Abercrombie label repeatedly shoved on wherever there is a square inch of pure, easily ripped fabric. I guess, at Abercrombie and Fitch, the less fabric there is, the higher the price tag!
#1-Anorexic: Oh my gawd, this mini is soooo cute! And, it's only $99.99! I totally have to buy it now before anyone else does, so I can make fun of anyone who buys it after me! I mean, what is the point of wearing a mini unless you can see my thong through all these holes in it? What size am I, an 18 now? Gawd, I wish I fit into a size two, those girls are so hot! You can see their ribs!
#2-Pudgy Girl- I guess they don't have my size here. Wait! If I hold my breath I can fit in a size 2! My stomach only hangs out when i exhale! And this jeans are cute, too! If I rip my jeans because my butt is too big, I can say the rip in the crack is because the denim is so, um..., fragile.
Abercrombie & Fitch by Chloe March 4, 2005

abercrombie whore 

A cute girl that gets her clothes from Abercrombie. Just like a girl who has a lot of guys so they are defined as a "whore", this girl has a lot of Abercrombie clothes so she is an abercrombie whore. This just isn't limited to girls though, some guys can be defined as Abercrombie whores too.
Cindy:OMG! Karen! Your clothes are too effin cute! You get all your clothes from Abercrombie! You are such a totally bitchin' Abercrombie whore!

Karen:Thanks Cindy, You are too sweet!

Abernathy 

(v) a chaotic situation or freak accident
Juggling chainsaws is an abernathy waiting to happen
Abernathy by skweak February 4, 2008

amberlamps 

When you get your ass handed to you by the Epic Beard Man, this is what you will take in order to get to the hospital.
Get me amberlamps!
amberlamps by Idiot-Finder2 February 25, 2010

Abercrombie and Fitch 

Clothing that is not made of any higher quality than any other line of clothes that is sold for what you'd usually pay for a small boat.
I wish A & F didn't over price their clothes because it's the only store where I can find clothes to fit me, as I am a tiny Italian woman.

Abercrombie and Fitch 

A tight-shirt ripped-jeans clothing line that endorses long walks on the beach and shitty perfume. In other words, the Common Faggot's dream store. Also see Hollister and American Eagle.
Blake: Hey man, want to go to the mall and get some shit at Abercrombie and Fitch?
Steve: No thanks, I'm not a metrosexual dickwad.
Blake: :(
Steve: Who the hell names their kid Blake anyway?