monkey clap 

n. An open handed bitch-slap across the face of someone. CAn be used outta hate or playing around.

"I just monkey slapped the shit outta Steven"

monkey clap by Craig May 13, 2005

Monkey Fart Fucker 

One who fucks monkey farts, Finding great joy and pleasure from it.

No we can not take Timmy to the zoo because he a monkey fart fucker

Monkey Fart Fucker by JND Nodice January 31, 2009

monkey grinder

when the girl giving you a blowjob has braces and grinds your cock with them.

that girl i hooked up with was a monkey grinder.

monkey grinder by black-free May 26, 2012

monkey butler

A terminology that, if applied in a certain way, can be deemed offensive.

As the guests arrived back at Faversham Retreat, exhausted from a day of Big Game hunting, they were greeted by Lord Fotheringham-Smyth's ever courteous monkey butler, who politely ushered them into the Portrait Room for pink gin and cucumber sandwiches.

monkey butler by Craig July 7, 2004

monkey nuts 

tiny organic food eaten by small monkeys, occupying their niche in the rainforests of northern costa rica.

The howler monkeys eat monkey nuts to survive.

monkey nuts by jason biggs June 12, 2002

Monkey Paw 

Marijuana that is laced with a powerful, unkown substance. It endows the individual with abilities such as, being able to consume large ammounts of multiple shots of varied and extremely high quality liquor. As well, Sylvester Stallone movies can be viewed while in this state.

"Dude, we got messed up on some monkey paw! Yeah, we drank alot of liquor& were still ok; and then for some reason we went and saw that horrible Stallone movie!"

Monkey Paw by buzzsaw February 20, 2004

Monkey on your back 

Severe relentless back pain one gets during opiate withdrawal.

hardest part of detox will be the monkey on your back

Monkey on your back by XsubZ April 17, 2010