Wonky Coffee

A term used to describe a coffee which has alcohol added to it, such as an Irish coffee or other floater coffee.

That wonky coffee has made me feel a bit whoosy. or I think I'll have a wee wonky coffee before bed.

by Jimmy Graham September 24, 2010

wongy

also.....::::to make something funny, awesome.

lets wong it up!!!

its gonna be wongy!!

by kristin October 19, 2003

wonky bollocks

pro-noun used as insult to anybody showing poor co-ordination

Henry: "Oh adam you've dropped that frisbee again you f*****g wonky bollock bastard"
Adam: "i really am a wonky bollocks minge"

by Jeffrey Douglas September 13, 2006

wonky

Fucked up.

That goddamn roller coaster made me feel wonky.

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

wondymarvy

contraction of the superlatives: Wonderful + Marvellous.

Kinda gay

"Oh how wondymarvy that would have been"

by NevaMynde March 1, 2005

Wonky rizla

A wonky rizla is when you run out of rizlas and you get one off of someone one and it is wonky so you spin their jaw like your at the casino playing roulette the only way to resolve this problem is to sell your family members urn and buy some silvers from the local corner shop where boss man patterns you a fake maggy for £3.10

Yo g lowe bussin man a wonky rizla when you have bare normal ones g

by Wanna buy a 20 deck May 6, 2021

Willy wonky

A penis shaped chocolate/ chocolate shaped penis

"He took off his underwear and I saw his willy wonky!"
"I like to suck on my willy wonky"

by Not.a.City.Bitch April 2, 2017