toley washer

A person who is useless to the point that the only trade they can get is washing toleys (a toley being a poo, jobey, shite, dump)

He's nothing more than a toley washer! (Scottish) Uch, he's nuhin mare than a toley washer!

by Martorious January 18, 2013

Nickle Washer

1.) One who is void of talent and tact. Loser or lay-about. A generally worthless human being.

2.) One who washes nickles for employment.

1.) "That no good nickle washer stole my wallet."
2.) "Until this economy picks up, I've had to become a nickle washer to pay my bills."

by MeanJeanMcGee February 11, 2013

Shit washer

The sexual act of licking the anus while their is shit around it.

Girl: I made Billy my shit washer last night
Girl 2: Nice!

by HeartlessSloth July 18, 2016

Willie Washer

A person who washes other peoples penis using soap or licking it clean

"Excuse me hen go and wash my Willie you Willie washer"

by Doobaloob January 14, 2017

jean washer

1. One who unknowingly washes jeans far too frequently than what is considered socially acceptable.

2. Idiot

(1) You don't know why you're washing those things, (2) You fucking jean washer you,

by Jeanwasher February 24, 2017

toss-washer

Derogatory name for a tranny's genetalia

Eat shit , you inbred toss-washer

by Ghostwing March 26, 2017

Twaddle Washer

Dick Sucker

Fek aff ya wee twaddle washer! English translation: Fuck off you little dick sucker!

by Caledonian_Spirit September 3, 2017