Stoolmate

When you and another person are in a public bathroom and both of you are waiting for the other to leave because you both have to poop and would like to poop in peace yet neither of you want to make the first move.

I sat in the walmart bathroom for 20 minutes in a stoolmate with the person next to me because we both needed to poop but neither of us would leave nor start pooping.

by Kaytiekat October 3, 2013

Stool Wizard

A stool wizard is somebody who dabbles in the art of stool wizardry. They have magic ears and giant nostrils

See that guy Michael he is a genuine stool wizard

by Crazysteve June 4, 2018

two-stooler

A really fat person.

"See that fat-ass that just walked in?"
"Yeah, she's definitely a two-stooler."

by Prime December 22, 2002

Quit on the stool

To quit in a bitch like fashion due to low levels of testosterone and not having the ability to hack it.

First displayed by Jamie Yager in The Ultimate Fighter: Team Liddell vs. Team Ortiz, when he was brutalized by Josh Bryant. and refused to get up off the stool to fight in the deciding round.

He Quit on the stool.

by Wedged_in June 21, 2010

rope and stool

Rope and Stool is an ambiguous term for committing suicide by hanging, typically used in context of being a game.

Person 1: Man... something devastating just happened to me.
Person 2: It will be okay man, just don't go and play rope and stool, it will get better.
Person 1: Thanks dude, that helped a lot.

by PacketReceived August 22, 2017

stool slap

the action of eating your own shit, then licking someone

OMG Rebecca just came in from outside and stool slapped the shit out of me!

by kemlebder March 30, 2020

munch stool

"This sexual position works best on a bar stool or countertop. The woman presses her partner's face into her vagina as the male reaches under her thigh for additional stimulus to her vagina."

Let's munch stool, baby.

by Kyle Gordon September 24, 2004