jon stewart

Born Jon Stuart Leibowitz, he is the current host of The Daily Show. Jon began as a stand-up comic without much success; his first few shows bombed miserably. He took over The Daily Show from Craig Kilborn in 1999, since then the show has won multiple emmys and a Peabody. Jon is 42 years old and lives in NYC with wife Tracey and young son Nathan.

-"Did you watch The Daily Show last night?"
-"Yeah, Jon Stewart was hilarious!"

by darkochick October 1, 2005

bear stearned

The rapid loss of confidence in one's capabilities from one's traditionally supportive network of friends, customers, etc.

Ralph: Dude, nobody wants me to fix their computers anymore.

Ted: You've been bear stearned, bro.

by Kate Sjostrand March 20, 2008

Kristen Stewart

1) Plays Bella Swan in the Twilight movies

2) to stutter, gag, not make direct eye contact when speaking to someone, and otherwise lack public speaking skills

When he asked me if I would go out with him, I pulled a Kristen Stewart and all I could say was "w-w-w-umm-well-uh-wwell-uh-umm yeah!!"

by redconverse96 August 22, 2009

Turkish Steamroller

When a man and woman are in the 69 position, they grab each others arms and legs and roll around whilst having wild sex

Those people died while they Turkish Steamroller -ed off a cliff!

by Nathan Simard April 25, 2006

steard

a hardly-grown, almost shadow-like beard and mustache

(beard + stache = steard)

At the beginning of "No Shave November," men start to grow steards before they grow into their beard.

i.e.
Person 1: "I hope Andy Zenor grows his Steard back"
Person 2: "Me too. I really miss his steard."
Person 1: "Same here. It didn't even get a chance to grow into a full beard." *sigh*

by BobSagetty December 27, 2009

sitemare

A developer's term for a tedious web project, usually due to poor guidance planning, unreasonable goals and constantly shifting requirements.

Julie asked me to do a simple web page for her art project but it quickly turned into a sitemare.

by Phluker October 9, 2009

steamroll

1. Verb - to ignore and talk over another person in conversation.

2. Verb - (gaming: Star Kingdoms, 2002) to defeat an opponent easily due to a huge size difference; netting next to no gain for the aggressor and debilitating the victim.

1: Person 1: Well I think that it's really a good idea to-

Person 2: Yeah, yeah, well anyways, we really need to

focus on something important like...

Person 3: Wow person 2! you're great at steamrolling, person number 1 looks totally discouraged and dejected.

by CliscandPlush January 13, 2010 (thanks!)

2: Chicken run steamrolled decapod prime last night, guess we're gonna have to use our nukes for retals...

by Dubzor January 27, 2015