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a hardly-grown, almost shadow-like beard and mustache

(beard + stache = steard)
At the beginning of "No Shave November," men start to grow steards before they grow into their beard.

i.e.
Person 1: "I hope Andy Zenor grows his Steard back"
Person 2: "Me too. I really miss his steard."
Person 1: "Same here. It didn't even get a chance to grow into a full beard." *sigh*
steard by BobSagetty December 27, 2009
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Anyone who displays amazing talent at sports, comedy, philosophy, and fine arts.

A naturally well gifted Renaissance man.
The Dos Equis man is a Stenard.
stenard by stinkystenard September 3, 2012

ziggy stardust 

An alter-ego created by David Bowie. This character was featured in his 1972 album titled "The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars". This character was what helped Bowie get started into the music industry, from Ziggy's odd costumes, featuring unearthly colors and different types of shine, to Ziggy's eccentrics. Ziggy was a guitar-playing, bisexual, alien who fell to earth to share his music.
Person 1 : "Who is that crazy fellow on stage?"
Person 2 : "That's Ziggy Stardust!"

stardew valley 

A fun farming game that sucks the life out of you.
1:00 P.M. "I'm just going to play stardew valley for an hour."
1:00 A.M. *still playing stardew*

steady leak 

a slow internal bleeding that begins, often without a person knowing it, due to a foreign object being lodged in the body (i.e. a shard or small particle from a bullet).
Many of today's handgun bullets tend to break up and disperse inside the shooting victim's body, causing a steady leak, which can be fatal since it's difficult to detect.
steady leak by D.S. Credito March 18, 2015

Stearnsy 

A travel mug filled with an alcoholic beverage or intoxicating substance.
Got your Stearnsy?
Stearnsy by jaggersx. February 17, 2017

Steady the Buffs 

Used as a phrase advising or warning that calmness and good order should be maintained.

The Buffs (note the capitalization) refers to the 3rd Regiment of Foot in the British Army, later renamed the Royal East Kent regiment until it was amalgated with other regiments after the Second World War (the current successor regiment being the Princess of Wales's Royal Regiment). Before the late 19th century introduction of khaki uniforms British infantry famously wore red jackets. To tell different regiments apart they had different coloured facings - that is to say the inner lining visible when parts of the jacket like the sleeves where folded over. The 3rd Regiment of Foot nickname came from their buff coloured (a pale yellow) facings. This name was officially recognised and popularised during the period when regiments were named after their colonel. There were two Colonel Howard's Regiments so one was called the Buff Howards and the other the Green Howards.

The phrase itself originated in the 1858 when the adjutant of the Buffs was administrating a parade of his regiment under the gaze of a rival regiment, the 21st Fusiliers. Not wanting to be embarrassed by an indisciplined parade he shouted out 'steady the Buffs!' to get his men into order. It became a common phrase in the British Army and was popularised by Kipling
"I can't believe it! My girlfriend has just left me, I've been fired from work and my dog has dog. My life has gone down the drain. I don't know what to do"

"Steady the Buffs! I lost my leg to a lion in Tanganyika but you don't see me blubbing like a nancy boy.

"Sorry, I was being a trifle self-indulgent for a bit there"
Steady the Buffs by oxocube September 1, 2009
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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