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shitemare
Skitemare
When your "having one"; a complex cross between Nightmare and Skite.
(To have a Nightmare whilst on the Skite)
Examples include-No luck with the ladies, saying something horrible/embarassing, being humiliated.
(To have a Nightmare whilst on the Skite)
Examples include-No luck with the ladies, saying something horrible/embarassing, being humiliated.
Mate! You had such a Skitemare last night!
You had such a Skitemare with that bird!
He Spewed?! Oh what a Skitemare!
You had such a Skitemare with that bird!
He Spewed?! Oh what a Skitemare!
Skitemare by jord.anskitemare March 19, 2009
Shitemare
1) To find oneself in a public toilet that is lacking a door lock, a toilet seat or a loo roll
2) Any situation in which poo becomes a visible nuisance
2) Any situation in which poo becomes a visible nuisance
1) "Aww man. there's no toilet paper up in this smelly joint. What a shitemare."
"I've got paper for you buddy, in return for a little something something that is."
"Ted? Is that you?"
"It was always me Bill, it was always me."
2) The Indian Commonwealth Games
"I've got paper for you buddy, in return for a little something something that is."
"Ted? Is that you?"
"It was always me Bill, it was always me."
2) The Indian Commonwealth Games
Shitemare by H.S. Willsy August 23, 2011
Shitemare
Shitemare
Either a particularly awful bout of turd-time or a simple word-smash indicating a situation or event that goes above and beyond humanely endurable conditions, necessitating such wordage.
Shitemare by Formaldehyde_Park July 1, 2016
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