sitemare

A developer's term for a tedious web project, usually due to poor guidance planning, unreasonable goals and constantly shifting requirements.

Julie asked me to do a simple web page for her art project but it quickly turned into a sitemare.

by Phluker October 9, 2009

shitemare

One step up from a nightmare, bad news, or an annoying person!

"Dude, that girl is an absolute shitemare!"

"The party was a complete shitemare!"

by Define April 15, 2007

Skitemare

When your "having one"; a complex cross between Nightmare and Skite.

(To have a Nightmare whilst on the Skite)

Examples include-No luck with the ladies, saying something horrible/embarassing, being humiliated.

Mate! You had such a Skitemare last night!

You had such a Skitemare with that bird!

He Spewed?! Oh what a Skitemare!

by jord.anskitemare March 19, 2009

Shitemare

1) To find oneself in a public toilet that is lacking a door lock, a toilet seat or a loo roll

2) Any situation in which poo becomes a visible nuisance

1) "Aww man. there's no toilet paper up in this smelly joint. What a shitemare."

"I've got paper for you buddy, in return for a little something something that is."

"Ted? Is that you?"

"It was always me Bill, it was always me."

2) The Indian Commonwealth Games

by H.S. Willsy August 23, 2011

Shitemare

When your day or something has been more than a nightmare....thus becoming a"shitemare"

Had an absolute shitemare earlier today

by Heleno April 24, 2017

Shitemare

Either a particularly awful bout of turd-time or a simple word-smash indicating a situation or event that goes above and beyond humanely endurable conditions, necessitating such wordage.

"How's the project going?"

"Oh, it's a shitemare!"

by Formaldehyde_Park July 1, 2016