sitemare
A developer's term for a tedious web project, usually due to poor guidance planning, unreasonable goals and constantly shifting requirements.
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Skitemare
When your "having one"; a complex cross between Nightmare and Skite.
(To have a Nightmare whilst on the Skite)
Examples include-No luck with the ladies, saying something horrible/embarassing, being humiliated.
(To have a Nightmare whilst on the Skite)
Examples include-No luck with the ladies, saying something horrible/embarassing, being humiliated.
Mate! You had such a Skitemare last night!
You had such a Skitemare with that bird!
He Spewed?! Oh what a Skitemare!
You had such a Skitemare with that bird!
He Spewed?! Oh what a Skitemare!
Skitemare by jord.anskitemare March 19, 2009
Shitemare
1) To find oneself in a public toilet that is lacking a door lock, a toilet seat or a loo roll
2) Any situation in which poo becomes a visible nuisance
2) Any situation in which poo becomes a visible nuisance
1) "Aww man. there's no toilet paper up in this smelly joint. What a shitemare."
"I've got paper for you buddy, in return for a little something something that is."
"Ted? Is that you?"
"It was always me Bill, it was always me."
2) The Indian Commonwealth Games
"I've got paper for you buddy, in return for a little something something that is."
"Ted? Is that you?"
"It was always me Bill, it was always me."
2) The Indian Commonwealth Games
Shitemare by H.S. Willsy August 23, 2011
Shitemare
Either a particularly awful bout of turd-time or a simple word-smash indicating a situation or event that goes above and beyond humanely endurable conditions, necessitating such wordage.
Shitemare by Formaldehyde_Park July 1, 2016
Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.