Sploofing

Sucking Noodles throw a straw while hitting it from the back

Last night me and my girl went sploofing.

by Pineapplecow November 13, 2019

Sploshing

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.

Dan: I'm waiting for Lady Gaga to engage in sploshing.

Jennifer: Sploshing that includes sitting on my birthday cake is something I would consider doing on my upcoming b-day.

by DonnyDDD October 16, 2010

splicing

the act of changing a song only a few minutes into it because it reminds you of another song.

"Dude will you leave it on one song already and stop splicing?"
"I can't this song reminds me of that other one hold on i'll show you..."

by The Lil Rebel October 22, 2008

Man-splaining

The male art of explaining a concept in such basic terms that even a woman could understand it.

So I was man-splaining to my wife that toothpaste is best squeezed from the bottom and not from the middle of the tube.

by Borys Kickabollockoff September 18, 2018

splitting a pizza

the gayest thing two guys can do together

After splitting a pizza last friday, Rando and Drock could barely make eye contact around the office.

by rando's parents October 19, 2008

splitting the dice

male version of camel toe

Man, his scrubs were pulled up so high he was splitting the dice

by j jonah jacobson June 21, 2009

Splitting the atom

One last drink/toke that really finishes you off.

"Man, those first 3 joints were ok, but that last one really split the atom"
"Wow, talk about splitting the atom, im nuked"

by bite2break January 14, 2010