Scared

When a computer or the internet starts to have bugs and other issues for a short period of time.

“ shit my computer is getting scared”

by Scaredprogrammer February 19, 2018

Shared Erection

When two or more male mammals get erections from the same thing.

Jim: Did you see Penny in those jeans today?
Tim: Yeah, it gave me a total boner.
Jim: I guess that makes it a shared erection.

by Dick Lodge January 28, 2011

Scared

A word that describes a feeling people get when they have been busted in serious crimes against not only the american people but myself ..I'm contacting federal agents to take over this matter and appointing a federal lawyer to handle the case ..good luck

Dont be scared jail isn't that bad

by Rollin thunder November 26, 2018

Scared

How I feel because some one liked all my definitions.

I’m so scared I think I’m gonna go eat some yogurt

by ChickenTastesGreat November 12, 2020

shkared

Someone is scared and sketchy at the same time.

Your friend thinks the police are looking for him, but they're not, and your friend is also scared out of his mind. He's shkared.

by tripshit November 17, 2010

Scaredcel

A man whose inceldom is attributable at least partitially to the fear of even approaching a girl

Ben was a total scaredcel. He went to the frat party and just stood in the corner and watched while Chad was grinding on all the hot girls.

by D Flawless February 23, 2020

Tri-shared Ex

The former partner of three good friends whom all dated the ex at different points in time.

Robbie shouted at Kat, "don't talk to him, that is Tony, Ryan, and my tri-shared ex!!!"

by Tony Ray Lee October 27, 2007