waste scrambled egg

wasting scrambled egg.

It is bad to waste scrambled eggs.

by Debskelly1985 May 27, 2023

Shrimpled

After having strenuous sex multiple times, ones dick becomes shrimpled (Shrunk, Crimple, Shrimpy, and Tired)

I met a girl at the bar last night, took her home, banged her and then woke up today with my dick all shrimpled.

by stutterking20 March 18, 2013

stompled

1:when somone is stompled they are trampled aswell as being stamped on.therefore a large group of people intentionly run over a person while stamping there feet.

We stompled him.
i was stompled,they stompled him goood.

by Dani.m September 3, 2006

scrambled eggs

Spitting thouroughly on the vagina, so it looks foamy, then "tinkling" into the spit to make it yellowish. OR, eating out using so much saliva while she urinates, so that a thick yellowish foam develops on her vagina. Hard scrambled eggs is when after making the yellowish foamy substance ontop of the vagina, he drives himself into her, usually either missionary style or with her on top.

My friend got tired of eating so much tossed salad, he and his girlfriend got adventurous and had some soft scrambled eggs.

by Dell Dimen January 16, 2007

Scrambled Egg

The act of abortion through use of male genatalia.

Leroy gave Sally a scrambled egg while Johnny was at work.

by Wrong turner September 13, 2009

Scrumples

uncontrollable genital wart leakage; causes a horrific Shit/ puke smell

Richard: whats that smell?
Billy: shut the fuck up that my scrumples

by nestle MDP May 28, 2009

scrambled egg

When a chick is polishing a dude's knob and he jizzes in her ear, and then he rubs it profusely up and down.

Matt gave Kiera a nasty scrambled egg, and then she shit on his face.

by Shakira Jones April 16, 2006