screef

Derogatory term that is slightly higher in magnitude than douche bag.

Verb-Dude I just screefed in my pants.
Adjective-Your such a screef face get a life.
Noun-Man you are such a fuckin screef.

by Leeth June 30, 2006

drink like a schneff

when a very goofy guy drinks a lot and become aggressive with children.

- Let me drink this full bottle of absinthe, i am horny bro...

- no, you will rape again !

- you know i drink like a schneff motherfucker !!!

by vengabus August 22, 2008

Scheel

To abandon children in favor of drugs, sex, and dog breeding.

She used to be a good mom, but all of a sudden she became a Scheel.

by TwatBlaster3000 February 4, 2018

the schaeffer

must be gay without thinking you're gay. will fuck any male object and deny it the next day. must also be willing to fuck family!

Hey are you scaheffer? cause you look like a fag.

by Anonymous August 30, 2003

schaeffer

pronounced "shay fur"
1.the prime example of an emo child with no problems except fitting a very small snickers bar into a pair of tight pants.

"hey why are you crying on the floor about that paper cut? ur such a schaeffer"

by loverdimond February 19, 2010

schefuck

what you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino.¡SYKE! In actuallity, it is something that is not only shit, but really close to fuck as well.

Me:*Openning the door* Hey guys!
Pals:Hey big guy
Gummy: Hey everyone
Me: Awe schefuck, who told gummy about this? Good thing i don't need my soul :(

by justwhenyouthoughtitwassafe March 22, 2008

Scheepers

To creep on someone and stalk them obsessively

Scheepers creepers sure is a desperate housewife

by ElisabethS February 16, 2019