Posting a fweek

When someone tries to fight you or get on your case. They will ask you if your posting a fweek? Usually used amongst high school boys who have nothing else to do all day.

Rodney is posting a fweek on Sid. Sid had eaten all the Twinkies.

by BeautyBeast0525 December 8, 2016

Pissing Flintstones

The deep-yellow, almost amber, perhaps even florescent, color of your wee after a night of drinking Red Bull Vodkas (or some other energy drink and Vodka) caused (usually) by the B-vitamins.

Dude, I had way-too many Vodka Red Bulls last night.....I'm pissing flintstones.
Hey, why is the toilet glowing with pee? Sorry, must have been from me pissing flintstones.

by G-Daddy SchmoovG-Daddy Schmooe October 12, 2017

Future posting

When used on messageboards, notably Collegehumor's, it means that some douche has gotten a first by commenting before the picture/article/video has gone national

(Sample thread)

Kokopelli 3 days ago:

F1RST!!

P.S. I'm a douche

Gary from California State 1 day ago:

I second that.

ean 1 day ago:

yea you're kind of a douche for future posting

by DeepFriedBuddha October 24, 2008

junk posting (mass posting,chain posting)

Posts obviously cut & paste from others' status updates at the originators' request.

Now my FaceBook is flooded with all this junk posting (mass posting,chain posting) because Suzie has asked everyone to like and re-post her "loving friends" status update, "Let's see who actually pays attention. Like this post and then copy this as your status. I'll be watching to see who really does cherish family and friendship. Thank you for being a part of my life!" This is worse than a chain letter or junk e-mail.

by Teddy Damian October 24, 2011

Tiger Pitting

When you accidentally feel up on a stranger thinking it's your significant other. This act can be almost as dangerous as walking into a tiger pit to pet the kitties.

That other blonde girl looks a lot like Sean's blind date. If he doesn't pay attention, he'll end up tiger pitting that other girl.

by aggroqueen October 7, 2014

Rod Pasting

Gorilla-gluing your dick-hole shut.

I'd rather be rod pasting than playing Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric! Infact I'd rather fucking staple my nutsack to the ceiling!

by CoatlessEskimo9 May 23, 2016

Urban pissing contest

A battle between contemporaries, as to who has submitted the most Urban Dictionary entries.

CPiz: "I now have 6 Urban Dictionary entries to your 4"
DGiz: "I guess you're winning the Urban pissing contest then"
CPiz: "Yes, aren't I clever!"
DGiz: "Eat a dick"

by ThePonderer December 6, 2016