pentinmaa

The Great Forest of Finland.

I live in forest = I live in Pentinmaa

by Zapai March 29, 2005

Petting zoo

Slang for the opioid based drug/plant mitragyna speciosa AKA kratom. It gets its nickname from the smell of the ground powder that smells just like a llama. It produces short euphoric highs and is legal in most states.

Example 1:
Dan: Hey do you want any kratom?
Nate: No that smells like a petting zoo.
Dan: More for me I guess

Example 2:
I havent shit in over a week because I take an ounce of petting zoo every day.

by danasp_42 October 6, 2018

Pettino

Common word in the north eastern dialect. Used for referring to small problems, often related with emotions and feelings.

E' successo un pettino con Cristina

by 9fender0 July 6, 2011

Petting the Starfish

When a girl is having sex with someone and they reach around and pet her asshole without penetrating it.

I got thrown out of the titty bar for petting the starfish of my favorite stripper.

by Jabels225 December 18, 2011

Petting the horse.

The act of brushing your pubic hair.

Jenn: Damn, that looks good. What did you do?

John: Decided it's time to start petting the horse.

by potterfreak98 November 5, 2012

peting beating

When someone's knowledge gets WWF SMACKDOWN by none other than the Peting himself.

That interview didn't go well. He got the full fledged Peting Beating.

by mexiknife March 20, 2013

Petting the pony

Instead of drinking the day after a bender, getting back on the horse and drinking again to avoid a hangover, you choose to be a child and complain about a headache.

Jodi: Dude, look at Marko, why is he not getting back on the horse with us?

Travis: I guess he really likes to be petting the pony.

by Chelle-Belle June 1, 2017