Pasadena Mudslide

Similar to the Cleveland Steamer, but the person doing the shitting has diarrhea. Simply put, 'the mud goes down the mountain.'

Stan ate some Mighty Taco before he gave that chick a Pasadena Mudslide.

by FlithyLyrics October 24, 2008

Pasadena Mudslide

Defecating on a woman's breasts while you straddle her face for fellatio.

Tammy didn't appreciate the Pasadena Mudslide I gave her.

by sala January 17, 2003

pisado

Sp. Piece of garbage; literally, "stepped on" (offensive)

¡Hueco pisado!
¡Indio pisado!

by Pat G. October 21, 2003

wank paradox

Wanking whilst thinking about someone that's wanking whilst thinking about you wanking whilst...

Dude, I got stuck in a wank paradox with your dad last night

by Wirey Streak of Piss March 9, 2011

Time Paradox

An event where an entity from a different timeline appears in present time when it is not supposed to be.

Guy 1: I was playing Sonic 06...

Guy 2: Yeah...

Guy 1: A guy from the future came out of no where...

Guy 2: Go on...

Guy 1: ...and nearly killed Sonic.

Guy 2: OH FUCK NO

Guy 1: YEAH, TIME PARADOX!

by Teslarossa May 12, 2013

Blowjob Paradox

Telling your date that you have to get going and they become so insecure they insist you come in and you end up getting a blowjob .

I told her I had to get up early for a meeting but she wouldn’t let me leave and I ended up getting the best blow job ever. That never happens I must’ve ended up in a blowjob paradox .

by MIKErophoneLA August 9, 2018

Zero Wipe Paradox

There is no poop that doesn't require a wipe, because to confirm it doesn't need a wipe, you would need to wipe once.

Zero Wipe Paradox is a paradox

by worm1234 August 9, 2012