oprah scratch

conan doesnt have oprah scratch.
by garrett November 27, 2003
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Soap Oprah

TV shows with characters whose problems gets solved with advice you saw on Oprah.
I stopped watching "Friday Night Lights" because it turned into a soap Oprah.
by Heavy Katester June 28, 2010
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Oprah Gay

When someone has so much money that they can buy the status of gay.
Kevin Spacey is so Oprah Gay, he could buy gay if he wanted.
by JuanHernandez63513 July 12, 2010
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oprah windfury

The expression of a 14 year old World of warcraft player trying to be funny by combining a popular talk show host with a shamanistic ability
Damn did you see dem crits? that guy got one shot by Oprah Windfury
by hawss March 18, 2016
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oprah normal

When someone presumes you are, or pretends to be, intensely normal. Living in a world where only monogamous and proper sex occurs, (no group, gay or illicit) where no-one ever does drugs or speaks out politically and everyone can afford expensive furniture.
John and Mary arrive home late from a group sex hot tub party to discover their daughter's boyfriend Rocko is over visiting. Rocko is stunned as his girlfriend's parents light up a joint and offer it to him. "Why so shocked Rocko?" says John inhaling, "we're not oprah normal you know. *koff!* *koff!*"
by wenched March 09, 2006
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oprah windfrey

A farting noise at which your butt cheecks push together and make almost a wind noise.

-may also be used as an insult by saying your farts are wimpy.
by chicken butt lover wind June 26, 2011
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