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the midwest

the middle of America, also know as "the Bread Basket" of America. It is the land of wallmarts, mini vans, and McDonalds.
sharon lives in Iowa, she is from the midwest.
by haha your face December 28, 2007
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midwest

-a place where they have more guns than people.
-wasted space between New York and Seattle. I'll keep Minneapolis and St. Paul (the famouse Twin Cities), thank you.
-an area so cold nine months out of the year that mexicans seem as though they may be the only ones smart enough not to go there.
-where it is costomary to pause for at least 2 seconds before responding in conversation. (The longer you pause, the more intelligent you must be)
-a famous childhood book called "Where the republican Things Are" is about the midwest. j/k
-a place that, if it didn't exist, the USA would be one huge city called NewYorkMiamiDallasPhoenixLAPortlandSeattle.
-the above can be used without permission.
jack)-lets go from our house in Seattle, to bobs house in Miami................

jill)-we're here!

jack)-did i miss anything?...

jill)-No
by LARDY February 27, 2005
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Midwest Redneck

The funnest redneck of them all, loves to party drink beer and have a damn good time. love their family blood or not!
Look at those Midwest Rednecks giving er hell!
by Redneck Rex January 4, 2019
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midwestern mayonnaise

Pasty White Midwestern family who never leaves their home town. kids usually stay with their parents until their late 20's
My friend from highschool is still living at home. Their family is such midwestern mayonnaise.
by bleach blinders July 17, 2020
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Madweeka

Is a 90's word from The South Bronx used to describe the really ghetto hood rats from the era that would act like Sheneneh from the hit series "Martin". Madweeka's

(pronounced Mah-dwee-Ka) have the characterics of acting loud and obnoxious, wearing bright weave, door knocker earrings, and tight shiny gold pants, and some type of hi-top sneakers.
Woman: Damn, that chic came in looking like some ghetto ass madweeka with her hair looking like kool-aid, big ass earrings, acting mad stank.
by girlygirl125 January 5, 2010
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Midwest Muffin

When a male gapes out another males ass with his fist and then takes a muffin (Flavor of his choice) and starts to feed the gaping hole the muffin. When the asshole tightness back up the male then proceeds to suck put the muffin with his mouth and his hands tied behind his mouth
The other day I walked in on bill and tom doing a "Midwest Muffin"
by bignawstydawg April 10, 2015
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Mideee

the definition of mideee is a great warrior that is very strong and has big muscles and conquers everyone and has great looks and never simps and never ever is fat
some guy: MAN MIDEEE IS SO COOL
another guy: yea i herd the mideee watches one piece and jojo and naruto and other animes he so strong yet he watched anime how does he do it
by yesthisismynameyoucantdoanythi January 12, 2021
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