Flabby Labia

When ones labia becomes loose and flappy. Also, when a man is extremely poor at performing in any athletic activity. Examples of which are awkward running, basketball skills, and most notably tennis.

Johnny
"Wow, Jim really sucks at tennis!"
Doug
"Well Johnny, thats probably because he has a flabby labia."
Johnny
"Oh, that makes much more sense, no wonder he sucks at tennis."

by Kbad ILLgauskus April 30, 2008

physical labor

The act of busting yo ass for cash.

by Anonymous May 31, 2003

Blue Labia

A tragic condition affecting women similar to Blue Balls, where the labia becomes engorged in preparation for penetration, and circumstances leave the labia untouched or unsatisfied. While not as severe as Blue Balls in terms of physical pain, I think we can all agree an untouched labia is appalling.

My boner kryptonite was in full affect last night and I was left with blue labia.

by SBeezy-Beezle January 12, 2011

labie

A baby that is being raised by two women in a lesbian relationship. The lesbian version of gaybie.

Those women have such an adorable labie, I see them at the park on sunny days, and the family looks so happy.

by Finally, Something Original May 29, 2018

Sonic labia

The sonic clap is someone who’s Labia is so big and juicy that it claps whenever they walk. It is impossible for them to mask the noise. To mask this noise some might yell and shout while walking but is no use. This can cause some pain as your Labia can get caught in tight materials. This disease is very common in Jessica’s who have mums called joy. If u hear the noise of the sonic labia run as it is highly contagious.

Jessica Lang has a sonic labia
Did u hear her sonic labia

by Skinny of the legends May 7, 2020

SCP Secret Laboratory Player

Someone who has no social life that plays music into their mics and thinks that they're fucking hilarious. They are also extremely dumb and try really hard to be funny by constantly screaming cringy memes that died years ago. It is also rumoured that 99% of their dads left them at a young age.

Person 1: Dude, this kid was trying so hard to be friends with me by spitting out a bunch of cringy memes trying to make me laugh, but failing miserably.
Person 2: Wow, he must be a SCP Secret Laboratory Player!

by Dookie Fridge April 12, 2022

Labor Day

The first Monday in September. Made to honor the working men and women in the United States, though mainly known for cookouts, parades, days off from work and school (which is usually just beginning) and being the official last day of summer (while the last day is technically Sept. 20, almost every summer related activity shuts down after Labor Day).

Me and my girlfriend had a killer Labor Day weekend. Now I'm depressed knowing I have to go back to work and that Autumn is right around the corner.

by Gaaraofthedamned August 26, 2012