chris kimmy

Small dick, soft hands, and a bitch

Bro, don’t be a Chris Kimmy

by mm123123123 October 17, 2019

Uncle Kempy

This is for all you artist out there. Paint yourself a beautiful field landscape with sunflowers and orchids. Once your landscape is painted now it’s time for the Uncle Kempy. You have to have a micro penis for this. You dip your micro penis in a beautiful brownish paint shade, don’t get too much, and stamp your micro peen on the landscape where the worms would be. If you want to see birds in the distance you may use your micro stamp for the little bird wings.

On Mother’s Day I painted Thelmer a beautiful landscape finished with the uncle kempy stamp.

by Thelony March 11, 2023

Uncle Kempy

Another definition of this is for all you fry cooks, waiters, and bus boys. This is when you are at work cleaning tables and suddenly you see gum under the table. How do you get it off you ask? Use the “Uncle Kempy” method. You take your micro penis, which is small and needle shaped, to jab all the dried gum off. Once you get all the gum from under the table off, table 9 will look amazing.

Today I was cleaning table 9 when I noticed the gum under the table, so I gave it a good uncle kempy scrub.

by Thelony March 11, 2023

Kimmy

Fun

I had a Kimmy time last night

by 78687554567 May 1, 2011

kimpler

shit hangin from the hair of a vagina

mother: did u wipe?
daughter: yes i even wiped the kimpler of my vagina 2
mother: good u dont want ur pussy smelling like shit

by neowolv November 9, 2007

Kimp'd

To kimp; screw over. Get FUCKED.

Obv you got kimp'd.

by Wolvsauce October 5, 2009

Kippy

Another word used for a kitty cat.

"I love my kippy cat!"

by Cubancigar305 August 5, 2016