by Cam654987 December 9, 2009
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Suffering in his life has caused a spot of permanant sadness in his eyes, but they shine bright when he smiles.
Medium in stature, large in heart. Most likely will have kinda of curly hair and with big hands😂🤲
a very skilled kisser, has had lots of experience but will settle down upon finding the right girl (taken tho, by the best gf ever) has a reputation for being a flirt or a (hoe) but that is just his personality. His really handsome, smart, amazing and very VERY attractive. usually long eyelashes, kissable lips and a smile that can light up a room. Will make your stomach filled with butterflies no matter how used you are to seeing him.
Suffering in his life has caused a spot of permanant sadness in his eyes, but they shine bright when he smiles.
Medium in stature, large in heart. Most likely will have kinda of curly hair and with big hands😂🤲
a very skilled kisser, has had lots of experience but will settle down upon finding the right girl (taken tho, by the best gf ever) has a reputation for being a flirt or a (hoe) but that is just his personality. His really handsome, smart, amazing and very VERY attractive. usually long eyelashes, kissable lips and a smile that can light up a room. Will make your stomach filled with butterflies no matter how used you are to seeing him.
girl1: Wow thats a who's that guy over there?
girl2: That must be a johnathan beacause i wanna fuk him instantly!
girl1: MEEEEEE TOOOO!!!
girl2: That must be a johnathan beacause i wanna fuk him instantly!
girl1: MEEEEEE TOOOO!!!
by Johnathan B. May 31, 2018
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Get the johnathan (gay verison) mug.the worst radio show in the history of mankind. johnjay just brags about his celebrity friendships, rich just makes fun of people on live radio, and carrie sounds like minnie mouse on crack. they even have a guy who legally changed his name to obi-wan kenobi...which is actually pretty cool, and i don't even like star wars.
johnjay: "So, while I was out to dinner with LUIS GONZALEZ, I got a text from ENRIQUE IGLESIAS. Hahaha, I'm so cool because I say irregardless and it isn't proper English, HAHAHA..."
"I was listening to Johnjay and Rich this morning... did you hear that Johnjay is friends with CELEBRITIES?"
"I was listening to Johnjay and Rich this morning... did you hear that Johnjay is friends with CELEBRITIES?"
by johnjayandrichsucks April 14, 2008
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"oh man i went on a safari the other day with this really hot guy"
"really? How'd that go?"
"IDK he's such a johnray"
"really? How'd that go?"
"IDK he's such a johnray"
by monagreen February 1, 2009
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Pharmacist: Dude that white guy just parked in my parking lot without paying
Person: Oh he's a total Johnathan
Example 2
Customer 1: You saw that man who couldn't afford cotton balls?
Customer 2: Oh yeah he's probably a Johnathan
Pharmacist: Dude that white guy just parked in my parking lot without paying
Person: Oh he's a total Johnathan
Example 2
Customer 1: You saw that man who couldn't afford cotton balls?
Customer 2: Oh yeah he's probably a Johnathan
by kuntigyal June 11, 2018
Get the Johnathan mug.A non-physical character created for an episode of M*A*S*H during the series early years. Johnathan Tuttle was fabricated by the character Hawkey during his childhood as an imaginary friend. Hawkeye used the name Jonathan Tuttle to help Trapper and himself smuggle supplies to an orphanage. Hawkey promoted Johnathan to a captain. Over the course of the episode the whole camp was lead to believe they all knew and had a cherished friendship with Captain Tuttle. The Tuttle situation got out of hand and in the end Hawkey killed off Johnny.
Jonathan: Druid, Doctor, surgeon, Saint, and friend.
The name can be used in an context relating to fake people.
Jonathan: Druid, Doctor, surgeon, Saint, and friend.
The name can be used in an context relating to fake people.
Person one: Where were you?
Person two: I was having lunch with John.
Person one: Who?
Person two: You know Johnathan Tuttle?
Person one: Have I met him?
Person two: Of course, you met yesterday while you were doing that thing.
Person one: Oh yes now I remember! What a nice guy!
"That's a real as Johnathan Tuttle!"
Person two: I was having lunch with John.
Person one: Who?
Person two: You know Johnathan Tuttle?
Person one: Have I met him?
Person two: Of course, you met yesterday while you were doing that thing.
Person one: Oh yes now I remember! What a nice guy!
"That's a real as Johnathan Tuttle!"
by Magnificent Pagan Beast October 2, 2016
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