Glockenturmphobia

The Fear of Thick Thighs

Guy: I can’t come over I got Glockenturmphobia so maybe some other time

by EspDia January 3, 2023

baby glockable

A 12 year old with hacks

Man, that kids a baby glockable
You baby glockable

by Icloneu January 6, 2018

Glofkus

A gummy residue or the sticky remnants of food, oil, poop, whatever.

Damn, you used so much KY on that bitch, she's covered with glofkus!

After making a PB&J sandwhich, ones knives are usually covered with the glofkus of the food.

by BRad October 19, 2003

glocks

it means the stuff you use to shot people

dont mess with em they got them glocks and ks

by IG June 12, 2005

The Glock Technique

Where you finger a girl like your fake shooting her ( like how the gun moves everytime a bullet is shot)

yo bro use the glock technique 100% recommended

by loldont@me February 3, 2020

glocker

Similar to the shocker, the glocker is made by sticking out the middle and index fingers, like making a gun with your hand (hence the glock). You then insert the two fingers into the vagina, like the shocker without the pinky.

I gave her the glocker and then all of a sudden, "bang! bang!", she was shot.

by cuethug April 6, 2004

glockenspiel

A person who enjoys skiing, hiking, family activities, and manual labor. Often will possess or wear an obscene amount of L.L. Bean merchandise and/or flannel. Typically of nordic descent and outwardly liberal while still relatively disapproving of all other races. WARNING: Glockenspiels may not have cable or even televisions and males often maintain red facial hair.

Did you see all those damn glockenspiels at the Merrill boot outlet in Vermont? They told me to put out my cigarette in the parking lot!

by Allenthecat November 29, 2011