You don't even know

When explaining something, but it would make no sense to anyone else that hears it. So at the end of the story you add YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.

"We were so high we licked the floor, like.... you don't even know."

by Runnin' This shit. April 24, 2005

Evelina

Evelina has beautiful blondish brown hair with Bluish eyes. She has strong feelings and is very sweet, kind, generous ,and loving evelina doesn’t have many friends but the Two or three she does have are the greatest friends you can get. She is bullied and her heart is shattered some people are trying to help her put it together but she still feels lost at times. She is beautiful and some people like her but she dosent know

Person1- hey who is that?
Person2- I don’t know probably an evelina
Person1- yeah she is nice

by Everyone101 November 18, 2018

how even

when something is too unlikely to understand, and one wonders about the physics and probability of the given action.

friend- "I broke my eye when i painted a mustache on my cat bc it ticked me too hard, bro"
you- "how even"

by LOLTROL November 14, 2014

I can’t even

When someone or something is so absurd , you can’t deal with them.

You are so over it that you can’t even.

I’m so hung over and my work wants me to come in on my day off, I can’t even.

by Twodoves October 6, 2017

i can't even with you

Said, usually in conjunction with a "smh" (or physical shaking of the head), in a situation where a person is just being a hot mess. Can either be a playful response to a friend (ex. 1) or a flabbergasted response to someone who isn't a friend (ex. 2).

1)
Joe: I got pissy drunk at the party last night, girl! I woke up in the parking lot of a retirement home.
Tiffany: OMG...I can't even with you.

2)
Will: I'm against gay marriage, I voted to deny prom tickets to gay couples in high school, I don't think gay people should be able to adopt kids, I've donated thousands of dollars to Exodus International, and I don't like Ricky Martin. How dare you call me a homophobe!
Justin: smfh...I can't even with you.

by TheNannyNamedFran July 4, 2011

I ain't even mad

A phrase used when a situation that would normally bother you is done in such a way that you can't help but be impressed.

Friend 1: *calls friend 2* Hey bro have you seen my bike?

Friend 2: Yeah bro my car had a flat I had to use it to get to class.

Friend 1: Bro you didn't even as...wait that's like a 20 minute drive by car!

Friend 2: Yeah man I wasn't even late.

Friend 1: Damn bro, I ain't even mad.

by u_so_ugly_though December 14, 2015

even if

A phrase used by parents, bosses, supervisor or any person in a position of authority to all the stupid "what if" questions that are raised in a given situation.

Mom: "Put your toys away we are going to Grandma's."
Kid: "What I don't want to go?"
Mom: "We are going to Grandma's even if I have to drag you there."

by jsd9632 March 13, 2012