Bumping Buttholes

Verb; For two people to bump their butts together for funsies.

Last night me and that one girl were bumping buttholes for fun.

by Captain Bumper September 25, 2011

Bumping Blacktop

To send someone home, without a ride. Mainly used when someone has been kicked out 'on their ass' from a job where they've bummed a ride with someone to reach, such as construction.

1.)Tony was bitching all morning, so I sent him bumping blacktop.
2.)If I catch Chad standing around doing nothing again, his ass is bumping blacktop all the way back to town.

by Kadius March 3, 2007

Fist-Bumping

A signal that an individual is sexually attracted to another.

I was fist-bumping Sally so she got the message.

by Etchabetch November 6, 2015

bumping shovels

Time to quit working together. When two people are doing the same task and are starting to get in each other's way.

Looks like we are bumping shovels. I am going to work on the trim.

by webmayin April 29, 2013

bumping mollusc

The act of labia on labia rubbing between two females. Also known as tribadism, it's usually performed while scissoring.

"Did you hear that Ellen Page came out as a lesbian?'
"Yeah, I sort of always figured she'd be into bumping mollusc."

by Batlord February 15, 2014

bumping onions

When two grilled penises (or peni) touch tips on a grill...

"Yeah man, that psycho was bumping onions when they found him..."

"What the fuck...."

by thedickbutt April 20, 2014

bumping pretties

The exact opposite of bumping uglies. If two ugly people are bumping in the other this two attractive mf-ers having sex in an intense fashion.

Yeah, Tina and Doug were in the closet bumping pretties, good looking motherf------!

by Beyoncémime December 6, 2015