Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War

Do anything else rather than make a very childish foolish blunder.

George Bush is going to attack Iraq!!

Nobody would do that this day and age because everyone knows that would be stupid. Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War.

by seymore hineys May 19, 2009

truth or dare advanced

the advanced version of truth or dare which back when you were about 10 it was shouting your crushes name out the window as loud as you could or giving your best girlfriend a peck on the lips or admitting that you used to like someone. truth or dare advanced includes dares such as pull down your pants so i can see what a vagina looks like(or rather your vagina) makeout with your best friend with tongue, take off all your clothes and run as fast as you can down the street singing lucy had a tugboat

truth or dare advanced is a risky game

by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007

Virtual-Advantage

A cheat website that has gained most of its popularity with CSGO players due to long undetected steaks. Seeing a player sporting their site as a name or posting it in the chat is a red flag that your game is about to be ruined. Beware as they have infectious tactics and commonly recruit the furious or gullible. They currently have their hand in every major First Person Shooter title for the PC. While trying to have fun online, you are bound to run into the following scenario below at some point.

"1337n0obSc0p3rxX: virtual-advantage bro"
"BDSMgabenStyle: Ban this fucking hacker"
"1337n0obSc0p3rxX: mad?"
"BDSMgabenStyle: Where the hell is the admin..."

by AimbotHacksCheats July 4, 2015

peakers advantage

In gaming when the player peaking or moving has the advantage of seeing a player first due to latency.

Two Tom Clancy's rainbow six siege players
Player one: gets spawn killed
Player one: I didn't even see him but he was right in frount off me
Player two: yeah he's got 300 ping
Player one: soooooo...

Player two: high ping=lots of peakers advantage

by Moon man 375 February 14, 2018

fob advance

when a fob attempts to make you his fob girl for all time.

"I think joseph was made a fob advance when he slapped my butt. I don't want to be his fob girl."

by Kelly Bit May 7, 2004

Advance Wars DS

The third part of the Advance Wars Series (the fourth is Battalion Wars, which doesn't have the word Advance Wars in it...and it will probably bring shame to the Advance Wars Frachise). First there was Advance Wars, then Advance Wars 2: Black Hole Rising, and now Advance Wars Duel Strike. This is the ongoing story of the 4 nations, Orange Star, Blue moon, Yellow Comet, and Green Earth, and their struggle with the evil military force, the Black Hole Army. After the wars with Black Hole in Cosmo and Macro Land, Black Hole has struck in Omega land. Responding two this threat, Orange Star, Blue Moon, Yellow Comet, and Green Earth, have combines to form the Allied Nations, and have headed toward Omega Land, to stop black Hole once and for all. When they arrive, they meet new Commanding Officers, like Orange stars Rachel and jake, and Blue Moons Sasha, Yellow Comets Grimm, and Green Earths Xavier. And there are new units, like the Aircraft Carrier, Mega Tank, and Stealth Fighters. But Black Hole has some tricks up their sleeve, they have new Commanding Officers as well, Jugger, Lord Von Volt, Kindle, and Koal, plus they have new equipment as well, the Black Boat, the Black Bomb, and the Pipe Runner. And so it begins.
If you look at each of the different nations CO's and Unit look (all have the same type of units, but depending on what nations CO you have, depends on power, and look)
Orange Stars Units and CO's would be our equivalents to the Americans

Blue moons CO's and Units would be our equivalent to the Soviets...or Russia...basicaly same country...one is just less evil)

Yellow Comets CO's and Units would be that of Japan..or...Asian

And Green Earth would be that of Germany...well...the Foot Soldiers are definately german...but the vehicles are just messed up...but I haven't seen new german military ordinance...so maybe, but they are German.

And Black Hole would be that of....I don't know
Advance Wars DS is only available for the Nintendo DS

Whats that....holy crap...that...huge monstrosity of a tank....just completely decimated my group of neotanks!

by Mustache Man September 6, 2005

Advanced Hasselhoffing

The act of secretly setting up a "My Pictures Slideshow" Screen saver composed of a collection of David Hasselhoff photos.

Spawned from our corporate success of the original Hasselhoffing posted by wowblagger.

You ass. I was in the middle of a presentation when my screen-saver kicked in displaying my "new" collection of Hasselhoff photos...thanks for that.

Thats Advanced Hasselhoffing my friend.

by godHasselhoffSucks June 5, 2007