chocolate pluto pup

When your wife says you can't have sex because shes on her period, so you go for anal instead, but she hasn't prepared with an enima so when you pull out and and have a shit covered dick, then sneaky slam it in her blood box, so now you cock looks like a chocolate pluto pup and sauce.

Hubby was horrible last night, we did anal cause im on my rags, and he jumped from butt to box then told me his cock looks like a chocolate pluto pup, now I've got a uti.

by Douwntanal October 14, 2019

Hamza from Pluto

A legendary man, who may or may not be Schitzo. Living his life under a rock, uh oh hes coming right now.. HELP!!!
Erm.

Hamza from Pluto is a Rapist
Hamza from Pluto is the ricehst man on discord

by Ermilations. January 8, 2022

Pluto

Her hole life is about being nasty and bringing people down she pretends to be nice but its to hide her jealous and fake attatude. She is the worst person in the world will break your things and pretend like it wasn't her lie about it.

Pluto is such a fake

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd June 1, 2020

Pluto

The one person who never achieved there dreams at becoming a planet.

“Hey, look at that kid! He is such a Pluto!

by The_Urban_underscore April 14, 2022

Pluto effect

The Pluto effect is of somewhat concerning, it allows your mind to be overtaken by thoughts of infinite distances only to bring you crashing down to your keyboard and repeating two of the same emojis in two messages that would happen to lie closely together in the same thread making you look as if you cannot find something greater to replace the emojis with.

Me: Hey Jalapeño, have you fixed door knob labels yet?🤗🌻

Jalapeño: oh yes wow, I have indeed🦋 they know say “door knob” instead of “corn cob” silly me😂

Me: oh wow snazzy gameplay that’s a beaut bonza 🤗🌻

Pluto effect: call the Pluto effect hot line at

0800 - Pluto needs a hug because it’s not a planet.com

by Jimmyshotgun October 20, 2018

Pluto Maniac

Use in describing a person that always think out of this planet

My friend's brother is so obsessed with the stars and astrology he is such a Pluto maniac

by Coreleon September 22, 2022

pastel.umbrella/pluto

the funniest and best person ever and is also very coolest and one of the gays

“pastel.umbrella/pluto just messaged me :D”
“OMG COOL! they’re so fun to talk to”

by 4ppleju1cez July 10, 2021