with a ten foot pole

when someone is so ugly and disgusting that no one would want to touch them, sometimes not EVEN with a ten foot pole.

Jessica had pox marks all over her body from people touching her with a ten foot pole.

by Deborah Spicer June 30, 2006

hung like a nine foot suicide

Any guy that's got at least nine or ten inches.

"So, like, I was fooling around with Ryan last night, and....oh my god, he is hung like a nine foot suicide."

by huckabees August 20, 2008

a twelve foot beachball

A sex position to where the male is blown up the asshole by a female in whish getting buttfucked with a strap-on and farting at the same time.

Omg sarha I totally gave toni a twelve foot beachball lastnight

by Carrie.savage June 14, 2018

A Backwards Foot

something that has or can have both favorable and unfavorable consequences

Ether way it’s a backwards foot

by Densely Curry June 14, 2021

A Digital footprint Raped Me

A Digital footprint Raped Me

A Digital footprint Raped Me

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 21, 2025

A horse foot without a hoof

Something you really don't wanna see

1: Hey, you wanna see a Horse foot without a hoof?
2: sure ig
1: *shows
2: EEEUGGHHH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT LOOKS LIKE A MEAT ACORDION WITH NERVE ENDINGS SPROUTING OUT

by anonymous October 30, 2025

Like a 50 foot chicken wing

A phrase to describe how awesome you are feeling. A normal chicken wing is great, now x50 is beyond awesome.

"hey man, how are you doing?"
"like a 50 foot chicken wing"

by MajesticSnoek March 18, 2022