suck today's dick

Feeling motivation even though the day might suck. ;)

I think pineapple express already did that. But when I wake up and say "time to suck today's dick" I mean "let's do this" good or bad.

by bdlyandhadlock July 15, 2017

not today dude

used when someone asks you to do something you don't have time to do. typically used when you are in the middle of planning a large project, or are otherwise really busy.

1st guy: "can you pick up a sanwich for me?"

2nd guy: "not today dude! I've got shit to do!"

by quebert September 26, 2007

tidal wave shot

At a bar, tell your friend you want to do a "tidal wave shot" with them. Order two shots of "something blue" and a glass of water. The second after you both take the shots, throw the water in your friend's face, slap them and yell "TIDAL WAVE!!!"

Did you see when James got a tidal wave shot last night?! He was soaked!

by waohback September 9, 2010

i just made today my bitch

everything goes smoothly through out the day, no bullshit or drama

dick: man today was fuckin gay bruh
master: ha sucks because i just made today my bitch

by damn white boy July 10, 2010

tidy deck

The state of one's back (or front) deck, when it has been put together under flawless attention to detail. Used to describe one's deck as spotless, or in the image of perfection. It is also commonly used as a standard term of deck cleanliness, and can be used in a derogatory manner when referring to the quality of which other decks fail to meet. tidy deck is also synonymous with dece deck.

(regarding a freshly built tidy deck)
Client: hey man, did your one make this here deck?
Tidy Decker: indeed i did.
Client: WOW. that's a tidy deck if i've ever seen one! how'd you do it?
Tidy Decker: aw you know, just a bit of dece deck supplies and some dece KB's one and Sawatzky's. nothing too out of the ordinary.
Client: I am well pleased.

(neighbours see the backyard deck of a huldamon)

what a shame. looks lousy. shoulda got a tidy deck.

by straightmate June 23, 2010

tiddy mustard

The underboob sweat of a females breast.

Yo, the tiddy mustard on that girl stank. Her tiddy was soaked in it.

by Blanket bandit April 9, 2017

tijay

Tijay is a cool loving person. He knows how to rock your world. He may seem quiet and dorky at first but once you get to know him he can be a blast!!!!!!! Dude really he is.

Tijay; hi
Conner; hey dudes
Ciara; hey 😍
(Idk)

by #whydoweneedhashtags November 27, 2017