Stealer's Remorse

When a thief has regrets about the object(s) he/she has stolen and decides to return the stolen object(s) in a similar way to buyer's remorse.

Girl: Last week, some asshole stole my car with my phone inside.

Guy: Shit, what did you do after?

Girl:I had someone text my phone to ask the asshole to return my car and the next day it was parked outside.

Guy: Looks like the guy had stealer's remorse...

by Sherlock Bromes November 15, 2011

stealer

when you steal something you are a stealer.

you're such a stealer!

by baconSavage December 14, 2018

Steelers and the ravens

A term to describe a passion for paedophila, a term that was unintentionally coined by John Dupee off Hansen vs Predator.

Joffa loves the Steelers and the Ravens, he admitted to molesting an underaged boy in court.

by Rian Gigs January 29, 2023

Chapter Stealer

Someone who reads a book/magazine at the bookstore but does not buy the book.

Aunty Beef: Just went and read 4 chapters of PRide and Prejudice, pretty good stuff. Was $2 short of buying it. Will go back tomorrow. Maybe I should just sit in the bookshop and read a few chapters each lunchtime and save myself $9.90

Toof: You are a dirty Chapter Stealer.

by rainbowfizz October 21, 2004

swell steppers

a phrase used to define shoes that are casual, yet coolly acceptable.

Nerd: Woah Man Swell Steppers
Jock: Woah Man Swell Steppers

by Guian Erin May 2, 2007

Scab Stealer

A person who cuts the flesh of sleeping people, then later rips the scab off and collects them. Once the scab stealer has collected numerous scabs he/she makes a scab pie.

Look honey, the scab stealer took one of your scabs again.

by devjuhnateok January 28, 2010

bird stealer

A friend or alibi who does fuck all all night let's you do the hard work, then sneaks in the for kill in order to steal snatch you have theoretically acquired. Usually a mute, but gains confidence after much intoxication.

Bloke A: Let me chat to these girls.
Bloke B: lurks in background and agrees.

3a.m Bird Stealer: 'Hey wanna come back to my place and have some more drinks? I got some cheap Rum and a sofa from value village?'

by Manilla From Vanilla December 14, 2010