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Snocker

1. Noun. A slang term for a small hand operated pump used to extract mucus from the nose of an infant.
When I asked, the pharmacist didn't recognize the word snocker. I had to explain to him what it was used for. He then told me that it was officially called a nasal asperaror.
by Jeandeaux59 January 24, 2026
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Snower

A Type of Person on the videogame "BeamNG.drive" Whose typical behavior is the one of driving, tuning and massively glazing JDM Cars and everything related to them. They're also heavily prone to any and all types of criminal behavior and Law Breakering in general.
"That goddamn Snower stole a Sunburst again." Or "A Snower tried to rob the bank yesterday."
by Mark The Idiot March 9, 2026
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Snookered

To put a males foreskin over another males ball bag, This act can be done between any 2-3 consenting males.
Hey Dave, do you fancy being snookered this evening
by TheSnookerMaster June 5, 2025
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Kick (Snooker)

The explanation used by Snooker players after poor and/or missed shots

Before 'kicks' were in invented in 2009, players would have to admit to bad shots, and commentators would acknowledge poor play.

Statistically, since the invention of the 'kick' 100% of all bad shots have been affected by one.

Any bad shot can be explained by a 'kick'

There is no telling when you will get a 'kick' but everyone is due one at some point, the only way to avoid a 'kick' is by potting the ball succesfully.

Without 'kicks', never would a ball be missed.
Kick (Snooker):

A: balls. ive missed the pot by a good foot there

B: rotten luck - you must have had a big 'kick'

A: ah yes, that makes sense, bloody 'kicks' eh!
by twoinchtornado November 27, 2011
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Bastard Snooker

A game played by the illegitimate consisting of multi-coloured balls and six pockets.
I cant be christened or have a birth certificate sir but at least I can get a clean break in bastard snooker
by Work Based Learner 2 January 21, 2015
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Mongolian Snooker Cue

A Mongolian Snooker Cue is an intense manoeuvre applied in the bedroom during sexual intercourse.

It is performed by cumming all over your partner's phone, dialing the police and then rapidly shoving the phone inside your partner's vagina. Once you have inserted the phone into your partner you procede to Knock them clean out with a cheeky right hook, then take a shit all over their pillows and flea the scene.
Oh my goodness it appears somebody has Mongolian Snooker Cued my poor sister

Are you ok after being Mongolian Snooker Cued mother?
by Dorgo_is_skinny69 July 29, 2021
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middle of snowhere

An extremely remote, isolated, or nondescript location during a severe snowstorm or in a perpetually snowy landscape.

"Snowhere" is a portmanteau of "snow" and "nowhere".
After missing the turnoff, we drove for hours in a blizzard until we were stuck in the absolute middle of snowhere. No landmarks, no signs - no nothing! Just white in every direction!
by Filename99 December 13, 2025
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